| If there were to be a universal
sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for
the purr. |
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| As every cat owner knows, nobody
owns a cat. |
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| In order to keep a true perspective
of one's importance, everyone should have a
dog that will worship them and a cat that will
ignore them. |
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| A kitten does not know that
its tail belongs to it until you step on it. |
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| Happiness is being owned by
a cat. |
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| Nobody outstubborns a cat... |
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| Can't find the cat? Try opening
a tin of cat food as quietly as possible, and
immediately she is by your side. |
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| Cats only occupy space and
think about three things - food, sex and nothing.
If they are desexed, that leaves food. |
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| Cats always know how you feel
- they know, but they don't give a damn. |
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| Everybody loves him, and he
of course loves nobody except himself. |
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| There is nothing self-cleaning
in our kitchen except the cat. |
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| Cat philosophy - I am in charge
of the food and the weather, s/he is in charge
of everything else. |
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| Dogs have masters, cats have
staff. |
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| Dogs have owners, cats have
slaves. |
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Cats have found that most
humans can learn some simple phrases of cat-language:
let me out, I'm hungry, you are an idiot.
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With a house full of carpets,
cushions, washing and window sills, a cat will
always choose to sleep on the document you are
reading.
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| A cat likes to supervise the
sweeping and the washing-up. |
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Cats were worshipped in ancient
Egypt as gods, so naturally they have set themselves
up as critics of the frail human beings whose
lot they share.
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| If there is just one ray of
sunlight coming into the room, you know the
cat will be lying there. |
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Every cat in the area comes
to try out the new cat flap; your own cat continues
to stare at the door till you open it.
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| Dogs come when they are called
- cats take a message and get back to you (maybe). |
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| You don't train cats; they
train you. |
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| Being adopted by a stray cat
is a sign that you are a kind, warm-hearted,
generous sucker. |
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| Do not attempt to teach your
cat tricks - they already know every trick that
there is. |
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| Kittens and curtains - you
must choose which you love most. |
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| Many cats make a happy home. |
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| A home without a cat is like
a kiss without a husband. |
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| Dogs only think they're human
- cats know that they are. |
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| A cat is like a politician
- they both lie around the house all day. |
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| Time spent with a cat is never
wasted. |
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No matter how little money
and how few possessions you own, having a dog
makes you rich. |
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A boy can learn a lot from
a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
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| A dog is the only thing on
this earth that loves you more than he loves
himself. |
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| A dog is one of the few reasons
why some people can be persuaded to go for a
walk. |
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A dog thinks: Hey, these
people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take good care of me...They must be gods!
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A cat thinks: Hey, these
people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take good care of me...I must be a god!
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If you don't own a dog, at
least one, there is not necessarily anything
wrong with you, but there may be something wrong
with your life.
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| No matter how dirty it looks
to you it's just cool, refreshing water to your
dog. |
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| Most dogs don't think they're
human; they know they are. |
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| Dog ownership is like a rainbow.
Puppies are the joy at one end. Old dogs are
the treasure at the other. |
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| Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole. |
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| Dogs think their human...Cats
know they are. |
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Of all God's creatures, there
is only one that cannot be made slave of the
lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed
with the cat it would improve the man, but it
would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
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| People who hate cats will come
back as mice in their next life. |
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| Every puppy should have a boy. |
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| There is no better phsychiatrist
than a puppy licking your face. |
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A well-trained dog will make
no attempt to share your lunch. He will just
make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy
it.
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY DOGS
ARE BETTER PETS THAN CATS:
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1. Dogs will tilt their heads
and try to understand every word you say. Cats
will ignore you and take a nap.
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2. Cats look silly on a leash.
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3. When you come home from
work, your dog will be happy and lick your face.
Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in
the first place.
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4. Dogs will give you unconditional
love until the day they die. Cats will make
you pay for every mistake you've ever made since
the day you were born.
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5. A dog knows when you're
sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't
care how you feel, as long as you remember where
the can opener is
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6. Dogs will bring you your
slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your
slippers.
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7. When you take them for
a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private basket,
or they won't go at all.
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8. Dogs will come when you
call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have
someone take a message and get back to you.
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9. Dogs will play fetch with
you all day long. The only thing cats will play
with all day long are small rodents or bugs,
preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
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10. Dogs will wake you up
if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak
out the back door.
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| A dog is a man's best friend. |
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| A dog says "I love you" with
his tail. |
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| A dog�s life � eat, play, sleep. |
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| All animals are equal, but
some are more equal than others. |
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| All good thing have come to
me have come through my dog. |
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| Dogs just wanna have fun. |
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| Dogs laugh with their tail. |
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| Dogs make a house a HOME. |
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| Every dog must have his day. |
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| Happiness is a warm puppy. |
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| Hey�.., remember me the dog?? |
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| Home is where your dog (cat)
is. |
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| I�m spoiled rotten and I like
it that way. |
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| I�ll be your best friend if
you play with me. |
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| If a dog�s prayer were answered,
bones would rain from the sky. (proverb) |
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| If you want the best seat on
the house, you'll have to move the dog! |
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| In this house we speak dog
language. |
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| In this house the dog's in
charge. |
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| It's raining cats and dogs... |
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| It�s not much of a tail, but
I�m sort of attached to it. - Eeyore |
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| Life has gone to the dogs. |
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| Salesmen Welcome: Dog food
is expensive!! |
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| Somebody?? / Sigh?! (pic of
puppy w/ his toys). |
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| Somehow, my dogs teach me to
obey them� |
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| There is only one smartest
dog in the world, and every boy has it. - anonymous |
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| They are only a little slobbery� |
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| They called it puppy love� |
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| This house owned by one spoiled
rotten dog. |
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| Too dog-gone cute & there�s
no bone about it! |
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| My dog's bigger than your dog. |
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| My name is No No, Bad Dog.
What's yours? |
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| No home is complete without
the pitter-patter of doggy feet. |
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| Oh where, oh where has my little
dog gone? |
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| One can never have too many
dogs. |
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| One game ? I promised not to
chew your shoes! |
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| No cats allowed (for dogs page). |
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